Week two is always one of the best weeks of NFL seasons. It’s Sunday when everyone collectively asks “Are any of these teams any good?” These ratings will reflect that.
Sunday saw Baltimore Ravens Blow up 21 bullet points, and Los Angeles Rams Approximately 25-point cushion gag, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers Struggle in New Orleans, South Asia’s favorite pre-season Indianapolis Colts Once again losing in Jacksonville.
Here each team sits after the second week.
32. Carolina Panthers (0-2): Matt Roll is 5-16 in the Poc games since the start of 2020. He tells me he and Nebraska aren’t quite the right fit.
31. Atlanta Falcons (0-2): The universe could not afford the return of the Hawks from a deficit of 28-3. It should have come back short.
30. Seattle Seahawks (1-1): Placing the Seahawks four runs in the field only to throw an interception was perfect. There are no notes.
29. Tennessee Titans (0-2): This iteration of the Titans is over.
27 – Indianapolis Colts (0-1-1): Jim Irsai is about to kick everyone out.
24 – New York Jets (1-1): Robert Salih said he will keep the receipts of everyone who mocks the planes. After erasing a 13-point lead in 92 seconds, it might be time to unleash some of them.
23. Chicago Bears (1-1): The bear attack was impressive on the first written command. after, after? Not much.
22. Las Vegas Raiders (0-2): Raiders owner Mark Davis earned his title when the Las Vegas Aces won the WNBA Championship on Sunday. You don’t have to worry about Vegas’ massive stifling mission against the Cardinals until Tuesday at the earliest.
21. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-1): The Jags became the highest-rated team in the AFC South because they had a good win.
20. New York Giants (2-0): I still don’t think the Giants are good. But 2-0 is 2-0.
19. Detroit Lions (1-1): The Lions scored 30 or more points in three consecutive games for the first time since 1997. Things may change in Detroit.
18. Cincinnati Bengals (0-2): The Bengals have been terrible in the first two games and they still have a chance to win both. This is something… I think.
16. Cowboys in Dallas (1-1): Duck who? (It’s a joke.)
15th. Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1): Mitchell Trubesky was the wise move when it looked like the defense could carry the Steelers to the supplement berth. With TJ Watt out, it might be time to strut around with Kenny Pickett. The Steelers have nothing to lose.
14. New England Patriots (1-1): Gunner Olszewski He said he wanted to make his old team remember him. Instead, his own team’s mistake ended up giving New England a much-needed win in Pittsburgh. Bill Belichick appreciates this gesture, Gunner.
13. New Orleans Saints (1-1): Midfielder Devin White perfectly summed up James Winston after Tampa Bay’s 20-10 win in New Orleans: “We knew he was going to give us the ball.”
12 – Denver Broncos (1-1): Nathaniel Hackett may not have been ready for the big time.
11. San Francisco 49ers (1-1): Don’t stand up for Kyle Shanahan for his continued use of the franchise QB Trey Lance as the battering and injuring ram. If Shanahan was a genius playing player, you’d think he’d be able to devise a way to use Lance’s sports without repeatedly bumping him into the defensive teeth.
10- Los Angeles Rams (1-1): The rams avoided a massive crash against the hawks. But they still got rid of the hangover from the Super Bowl.
9. Green Bay Packers (1-1): Getting the ball to Aaron Jones seems to be a recipe for success.
8. Minnesota Vikings (1-1): Kirk Cousins is prime time against Not the Bears. He should have seen the egg coming.
7. Baltimore Ravens (1-1): Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle are still running free against Ravens High School.
6- Miami Dolphins (2-0): Mike McDaniel, Terek Hill and Jaylene Waddell may save Tua Tagoviloa’s career.
5. Los Angeles Chargers (1-1): All that matters in Los Angeles is Justin Herbert’s Broken Rib Cartilage. The good news is that Chargers doctors have a good track record with chest injuries.
4 – Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-0): Tom Brady may want to reconsider retirement after watching Box’s criminal struggle against the Saints’ defense who had issues with Marcus Mariota and the Hawks in the first week.
3. Philadelphia Eagles (2-0): Jalen Hurts has been getting better every year since he was a freshman in Alabama. The Eagles will have to pay this guy.
2. Kansas City Chiefs (2-0): Patrick Mahomes should take his luck Thursday night and head to Vegas. The Chargers dropped four potential interceptions in Kansas City’s 27-24 win.
1. Buffalo Bills (2-0): Well, the bills might go 20-0.